O'Ghoulihy's Theme

I'd rather be O'Ghoulihy

 than any other clown.

 He's found the key to liberty

 within this shackled town.

 He speaketh truth in riddles

 and with trinitarian aplomb.

 He shaketh spears at hypocrites

 who thinketh Claudius dumb. 

 I, O'Ghoulihy, arrive today

 to save your souls from whoredom.

I hope and wish and dream and pray 

You'll find me free of boredom.