OnePocalypse Soundtrack

Don't Be Afraid of the Darko

Only Women Bleed

The Department of Youth

What if America had no Constitution?

Experts agree: had the Constitutional Convention of 1787 not signed our Constitution 224 years ago, each day of our lives would be something like this:

 

Now, get up out of your chairs, go to your windows and scream, "It's CONSTITUION DAY!" But don't do it right now. wait til tomorrow, cuz, technically, Constitution Day is September 17, so, like, today is Constitution Day Eve, or something.

Shall We Begin?

Shall We Begin?

Pay no attention to Christian Bale at 2:25

Shall We Begin?

"One of Us! One of Us! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble! One of Us!"

Freaks from Billy Blaze on Vimeo.

Inspired By Actual Events

Mariachi is the New Close Encounters Hand Signal

Beauty and the Beast of Chris Burden

Rupert Murdoch Presents...

You May Say That I Ain't Free, But It Don't Worry Me

Happy 4th from O'Ghoulihy

Check out my pick for the greatest political allegory since All The Kings Men. Watch it and remember a lot of what America used to be. And then there's our beloved queen, Karen Black.

File Under: Uses Unknown

Poof! O'Ghoulihy Studios are Engulfed in an Enchanting Cloud of Olivia

Thank God. That stink that Kim Carnes left here was getting obnoxious.

Price, Poe, Amontillado

Sunday Brunch Tunes:

Oh, Sweet, Green Icing Flowing Down, Indeed...

Our Feature Presentation: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

...And You Thought "The Christmas Story" House Was A Nightmare!

Our Feature Presentation: The Girl Who Cried, "Wolfie!"

Starring: Gene Rayburn with his Match Game Microphone, and Amadeus' Wifey

Feeling Malicky?

O'Ghoulihy Sez: Momma Knows Best

Inspired by Actual Events

Pure Magic!

Happy Birthday, Doug Henning! I bought your corpse a shiny, skintight magic suit with stars and moons!



poof!



And, because magic is a universal language,

The Citizen Kane of Horror Films

Where Is Rowan Morrisson?

O'Ghoulihy's O'Schoolihy: Lesson Four

Never Confuse Gary Numan with Randy Newman

O'Ghoulihy Sez: Beware The Ides of Rush

clevelandia loves canada. canada loves clevelandia. come spend your loonies in our casinos pleeez.

O'Ghoulihy Presents: You're Never Too Young

Wilbur Hoolick, a barber's apprentice, doesn't have enough money for train fare. Wilbur pretends to be an eleven-year-old in order to purchase a ticket for half price. Meanwhile, a valuable diamond has been stolen and the thief hides it in Hoolick's pocket without his knowledge.

On the train, Wilbur gets the impression that the thief is a jealous husband. He hides in the compartment of Nancy Collins, a teacher at a private girl's school. Feeling sorry for "young" Wilbur traveling alone, she allows him to stay there for the duration of the train ride.

During a stop-over, another teacher, Gretchen Brendan, boards the train and finds out that Nancy is sharing her compartment with "a man." Gretchen hurries to the school to let Nancy's fiancee, Bob Miles, in on this news. In order to protect Nancy's job and reputation, Wilbur must continue the charade of pretending to be a child. He accompanies "Aunt Nancy" to school. The jewel thief follows them in order to retrieve the stolen diamond.

Along the way, Wilbur falls in love with Nancy, although she still thinks of him as a little boy. Eventually the thief retrieves the jewel and a chase ensues. In the end he is captured and Wilbur's identity is revealed. (Wikipedia)

Clevelanshanz: My Upcoming Colonoscopy

Baby Sabbatical Cinema: Dolores Claiborne

No point in reinventing the wheel. Just read Ebert's review.

Clevelandian Gothic?

There Will Be Umlauts

Inspired by Actual Events

The O in O'Ghoulihy: "Oscar!"

O'Ghoulihy's Hot Yoga Lodge Soundtrack

Let the Leisure Begin

In the name of the Ferris, the Cameron and the Holy Sloane

Is That a Big Enough Piece of Cake or What?

Our Feature Presentation

The Great Groundhog's Day Ice Storm of '11 Netflix Instant Shakespeare Marathon

"...but I Ain't Losin' Sleep, and I Ain't Countin' Sheep."

O Cliff. What If, Cliff? Thirty minutes of Cliff Richards Cardio. CR30. How many WW points is that, O My Heart?

Music Soothes the Savage Beast

Having been thrown to the angels, Bloomsday responds by unleashing a torrent of good vibes.


Standing at a broken paper towel dispenser, waving my hands to activate the motion sensor, I broke into robot dance, Tito-style!

O'Ghoulihy Says: "Stereolab Stays Crunchy in Milk!"