Three More Big Players in the County Corruption Scandal

NAME: THE GREAT FONDINI
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  BUSINESS AGENT, CHOCOLATE DIPPERS UNION LOCAL 23
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS:  FBI WIRETAPS SATURATED WITH HIS FAMILIAR SINISTER GIGGLING.



NAME: KILBOURNE PLATT
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  FINGERPOINTER IN CHIEF
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS: RUMORED TO ONLY POINT VERY, VERY FAR AWAY ("OVA DEY!"); SECRET HANDSHAKES TAINTED WITH POISONOUS BALMS.



NAME: O'GHOULIHY
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  CRIMINAL MASTERMIND; LATE NITE HORROR SHOW HOST
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS:  ONLY THE FBI KNOWS...