Cinema L'inscrutable

Is[land] Wide Shut[ter]

Scorsese goes all Kubricky on us!  Don't believe me? Wait 'til Max Von Sydow defines TRAUM...

Bacharachtastic

Borgnine: The Musical

O'Ghoulihy does not endorse belief in the occult. Except that tiny fringy element that holds that you will most certainly perish in the hellfires of the rapture if you fail to heed the gospels of Steve and Edie. And Ernest Borgnine. And the esperanto translations of the Latter Day Shatners.

Three More Big Players in the County Corruption Scandal

NAME: THE GREAT FONDINI
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  BUSINESS AGENT, CHOCOLATE DIPPERS UNION LOCAL 23
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS:  FBI WIRETAPS SATURATED WITH HIS FAMILIAR SINISTER GIGGLING.



NAME: KILBOURNE PLATT
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  FINGERPOINTER IN CHIEF
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS: RUMORED TO ONLY POINT VERY, VERY FAR AWAY ("OVA DEY!"); SECRET HANDSHAKES TAINTED WITH POISONOUS BALMS.



NAME: O'GHOULIHY
ELECTED POSITION/JOB:  CRIMINAL MASTERMIND; LATE NITE HORROR SHOW HOST
CORRUPTION PROBE CONNECTIONS:  ONLY THE FBI KNOWS...